Penisant 

Big black dick

I have a penisant

Penisant by Penisant June 18, 2018

Penispanties

The opposite of asshat. Used as a compliment for people who act cool and not like asshats.

Did you see Jack today? He beat up the guy stole my mentos right out of my mouth, he was such a penispanties

Penispanties by Bidoofism January 24, 2021

Penisata 

A piñata that’s shaped like a penis - great fun at hen do's, even better at Divorce parties

“Hey Cheryl – look she’s got a massive penisata”
“Yeah, Joyce, what’s a hen party without thrashing a giant cock”

Penisata by The Pinata Pimp. March 8, 2011

penisnt 

When a penis is so small, its not a penIS, its a penISN'T.

Girl: Alright, unzip your pants, we're going to do this.
Guy: ..Okay.. *unzips*
Girl: ... HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS NOT A PENIS.. THATS A PENISNT
Guy: *ruined for life* :*(

penisnt by TehNait October 16, 2006

Penisatarian

1. One who partakes in the act of dining on the male sex organ. The Penis.

2. A homosexual.

1. Man, she's really going to town. She's such a penisatarian.

2. No wonder that asshole didn't want to eat me out, he's a Penisatarian.

Penisatarian by 1qaz0okn May 8, 2010

Penisanus

A penisanus is an incompetent old person, like a fossil, mostly wearing glasses, major brain damage and acts like a sloppy dick throughout the day.
A penisanus does not have girlfriend, is a virgin and in his sparetime you'll find him jackin' it to german internetporn

You can't teach that penisanus anything, he's way too stupid.

That penisanus has been jackin' it 'till he got a raphke on his weener!

That turd is more intelligent than a penisanus.

There's something wrong with that dude... He might be a penisanus

Penisanus by Danny Frings March 12, 2011

penisan 

It's an anagram of sapien with an extra N. Where did this intruder come from? Where will it go? Where did it come from, Cotton Eyed Joe?

I just saw Kim Kardashian fart in a public bus on father's day without the consent of a lawyer. #Penisan

penisan by Bliffity June 15, 2016