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Penis Brain 

A person who thinks with there penis.

A guy who just wants to have sex.

A man who is horny all of the time.

A guy that thinks only with his penis and of his penis.

A man who believes everything in life can be in some way relative to the human penis.

A man who uses his penis to hide the fact that he has no skills in getting women.
"My ex boyfriend was such a penis brain, all he cared about was sex"

"Why do you always have to be such a penis brain? All you think about is your penis!"

Penisbrains 

When a guy is being a total jerk and is only thinking on getting with you.

It usually comes with assgrabs and "accidental" boob touching, heavy flirting, and the occasional skirting.
How was your date last night?

It was okay, he was being a total penisbrains though.
Penisbrains by Mrs.Morphine December 21, 2008

Penisbrain 

When you take your penis and put it in someone's eye socket
Guy: "I gave her a good penisbrain last night!"
Guy 2: "Nice one!"
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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