Penis Putty

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Extremely thick and viscous jizz so thick it is of a putty like nature due to extreme dehydration, very poor diet and lack of regular ejaculation.

When Mike went to bust a nut on Starla's face the seman was so thick it failed to fully exit his his penis.and aglobular mass was stuck on his his penis head. At this point Starla said " what the hell is that (penis putty)"

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penis patty

A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.

Jordan has a very nice penis patty.

penis patty by I'm so sorry January 6, 2017

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Penis patty

Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)

(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes”
(Boy 3) “yes please”

Penis patty by Penis patty June 4, 2020

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Pennsylvania penis patty

When you rap your cock in burger meat, and then you cook it on a stove. After cooking the burger meat you give it to an unsuspecting victim.

person 1: Man this burger is great. Person 2: Oh I'm glad you like it, that's a family recipe. Person 1: What's in the recipe. person 2: My Pennsylvania penis patty

Pennsylvania penis patty by clankerkixbrass April 16, 2026

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Penis Packing Patty

An unhappy, lonely person that obsesses equally over men and women...... especially ones they are attracted to physically and emotionally. The person resembles a woman but talks like a man. Ambiguous about sexual preference.

When she took a picture of herself in a black one piece swimsuit, it was clear she was Penis Packing Patty.

Penis Packing Patty by Moe Belmore September 14, 2012

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Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

Petty Penis by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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