Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 01, 2019

Portable Anus Pounder

A device that is used to stimulate a butthole of a sexy femboy

Say if you're in public right and you need to bust a fat one? Just get yourself a portable anus pounder for just $999.99!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 01, 2019

Big Tiddy Bandicoots

A type of bandicoot that has large tiddies.

Me: I deadass wanna smash a big tiddy bandicoot
Also me: my peepee shouldn't be so hard over big tiddy bandicoots

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 01, 2019

Stuffed Cheesy Cock

When you just happen to put your cock in stuffed cheesy bread.

Son: Dad, we have a big problem....
Dad: Don't tell me you put your..
Son: I PUT MY DICK IN THE STUFFED CHEESY BREAD AND NOW MY DICK IS NOW A STUFFED CHEESY COCK.
Dad: Thats it. You're grounded for 5 years.

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 01, 2019

Dumboiyet

When you are literally the dumbest person on the planet.

Son: Dad I failed my fucking math test!

Dad: You're a fucking dumboiyet!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 01, 2019

Cumboiyet

A predecessor for Bemboiyet. It means to sustain a 16 day erection.

Son: Dad! I keep spewing out cum. What should I do?
Father: How long has this been happening?

Son: It happened for 16 days!

Dad: OMG! You're having a cumboiyet!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 01, 2019

Fat Boner Blaster

When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.

Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 01, 2019