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Definitions by SnakeBoiWasHere

Big Tiddy Bandicoots 

A type of bandicoot that has large tiddies.
Me: I deadass wanna smash a big tiddy bandicoot
Also me: my peepee shouldn't be so hard over big tiddy bandicoots

Fat Boner Blaster 

When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.
Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.
Fat Boner Blaster by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Cumboiyet 

A predecessor for Bemboiyet. It means to sustain a 16 day erection.
Son: Dad! I keep spewing out cum. What should I do?
Father: How long has this been happening?

Son: It happened for 16 days!

Dad: OMG! You're having a cumboiyet!
Cumboiyet by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Stuffed Cheesy Cock 

When you just happen to put your cock in stuffed cheesy bread.
Son: Dad, we have a big problem....
Dad: Don't tell me you put your..
Son: I PUT MY DICK IN THE STUFFED CHEESY BREAD AND NOW MY DICK IS NOW A STUFFED CHEESY COCK.
Dad: Thats it. You're grounded for 5 years.

Portable Anus Pounder

A device that is used to stimulate a butthole of a sexy femboy
Say if you're in public right and you need to bust a fat one? Just get yourself a portable anus pounder for just $999.99!

Dumboiyet 

When you are literally the dumbest person on the planet.
Son: Dad I failed my fucking math test!

Dad: You're a fucking dumboiyet!
Dumboiyet by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Petty Penis 

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.
Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!
Petty Penis by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019