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Penis Munch 

When your getting a blow job while driving and you hit a speed bump.
Don’t hit the speed bumps to fast I don’t want to penis munch you.
Penis Munch by @IR14LFHS October 22, 2019

penis muncher 

Any living thing with a mouth that munches on penis.
"Man Kelly sure is a penis muncher! Look at the way shes munching on Josh's dick!"
penis muncher by kelsey :) October 13, 2008

penis muncher 

a male or female that likes to have penis in their mouth very often
"at least I'm not a penis muncher!"
penis muncher by curryapple November 19, 2011

penis muncher 

a person who loves to munch on penis
Matthew is a penis muncher, he loves that dick.
penis muncher by Foxyoufucker October 9, 2016

tickle toe penis muncher 

A phrase used when feeling anger and discontent when someone in your squad in apex is absolute dog water and only lutes
For fucks sake josh is such a tickle toe penis muncher >:(

Penis muncher 7000 

It’s in the name retard

IT LIKES TO MUNCH ON YOUR COCK

it’s better then the penis muncher 6000

It’ll bite off your cock and put a new bigger one
Dude I just bought you a penis muncher 7000
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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