1. An unusually hot woman who is really fucking annoying, insipid and stupid. The only reason you associate with them is because you're either fucking them or plan to fuck them.
2. The recipient of a cock slap.
2. The recipient of a cock slap.
1. Howard: That dumb cunt Lisa thinks God is real and likes Michael Bay movies, how can you not release your cobra fury and punch her in the vagina?
Artie: I hate the bitch too, but have you seen the ass on her? If I weren't fucking her there's no doubt that she'd be in a hefty bag off route-9. What can I say? She makes for a good penis punching bag. Besides I've stretched her twat so much that if I were to punch her in the vag my hand would get stuck. I'm hung like a gorilla.
2. Sal: Why do you have a black eye?
Richard: Gary pulled his pants down and smacked me in the face with his cock. Then he called me his penis punching bag and told me to hop in a clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razor blades and said for me to get AIDS.
by yannimyfanny December 27, 2008