Pednog
A Pillow. The word combines both the words, "Pedestal" and "Noggin" as in a Pedestal for your noggin, which is what a pillow is.
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penog
Examples : I don't like penogs because they keep using me all the time.
Why are you friends with that penog?
Why are you friends with that penog?
penog by Sr. Unknown 12 December 22, 2009
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Pednog • pedography • Pedogay • Pebnog • pedog • Pedogamy • Pedoganda • pedogaybaggins • Pedogaycycle relationship • Pedogendz
Pedrogas
Pedrogas is the highest acheiveable state of human consciousness. It is such a high level that no one else has ever actually gotten there. Pedrogas is pure good and always giving. He’s late but it’s worth it; the best companion for any rolé and will NEVER let you down.
Pedrogas by Espião Hilbert August 11, 2018
Pedograph
Creeper:Hi.
Young Girl: Hello.
Creeper: You're gorgeous! I bet you's got a sexxxy body. You should come to my house and have some fun babygirl. Your parents won't know about it, right?
Young Girl: Nice pedograph.
Young Girl: Hello.
Creeper: You're gorgeous! I bet you's got a sexxxy body. You should come to my house and have some fun babygirl. Your parents won't know about it, right?
Young Girl: Nice pedograph.
Pedograph by rubyannbyf June 21, 2010
pedoglasses
Creepy-looking glasses worn by sexual deviants and other types of undesirables, typically characterized as double-bridged with large, shiny lenses and steel frames, often modeled as aviator eyeglasses. Most wearers of these glasses should be avoided at all costs.
Watch out for any man characterized by the following:
1. Disheveled hair
2. Unkempt stubble and/or moustache
3. Tan windbreaker
4. Pedoglasses
1. Disheveled hair
2. Unkempt stubble and/or moustache
3. Tan windbreaker
4. Pedoglasses
pedoglasses by Roth Vantage March 31, 2015
pedogit
the opposite of an erection; the shrinking of a penis due to experiencing something awful or disgusting
pedogit by borntobustass September 26, 2010
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