Pednog

A Pillow. The word combines both the words, "Pedestal" and "Noggin" as in a Pedestal for your noggin, which is what a pillow is.

Hey, not only did you hog all the blankets, but you stole my favorite pednog in the middle of the night.

by phathom1 December 27, 2010

penog

(n) pee-nog Someone who tools on people all the time and thinks their cool because of it.

Examples : I don't like penogs because they keep using me all the time.

Why are you friends with that penog?

by Sr. Unknown 12 December 22, 2009

Pedrogas

Pedrogas is the highest acheiveable state of human consciousness. It is such a high level that no one else has ever actually gotten there. Pedrogas is pure good and always giving. He’s late but it’s worth it; the best companion for any rolé and will NEVER let you down.

I think that tonight he will reach full Pedrogas, god willing.

by Espião Hilbert August 11, 2018

Pedograph

creepy paragraphs young girls get from creepers online trying to hook up with them.

Creeper:Hi.

Young Girl: Hello.

Creeper: You're gorgeous! I bet you's got a sexxxy body. You should come to my house and have some fun babygirl. Your parents won't know about it, right?

Young Girl: Nice pedograph.

by rubyannbyf June 21, 2010

pedoglasses

Creepy-looking glasses worn by sexual deviants and other types of undesirables, typically characterized as double-bridged with large, shiny lenses and steel frames, often modeled as aviator eyeglasses. Most wearers of these glasses should be avoided at all costs.

Watch out for any man characterized by the following:

1. Disheveled hair
2. Unkempt stubble and/or moustache
3. Tan windbreaker
4. Pedoglasses

by Roth Vantage March 31, 2015

pedogit

the opposite of an erection; the shrinking of a penis due to experiencing something awful or disgusting

Jim: "Did you see '2 Girls 1 Cup'?"

Joe: "Regrettably, yes. I had a pedogit all day."

by borntobustass September 26, 2010

Pedogay

Combination of Pedophile and Gay to create a hybrid word to describe a type of person who molests boys usually in the age range of three to nine.

Pedogay today!
That person is so pedogay.
Pedogays should all die because they are disgusting.

by King_John December 4, 2003