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Christopher Penaldus 

A person from Portugal who like to discover unknown nation when international break happen, he already discovered nation like Lithuania, Luxembourg,San Marino and Andorra
Thanks to Christopher Penaldus.He is the reason why I pass my geography test

Penaldian 

A Penaldian is a person who sucks on Ronaldo and always gets put in they're place by Messi. Penaldians have an iq of about 2 at maximum, they come from Penaldia where they stroke on a statue of Penaldo. They are either Vadrid, Penchester United of Pooventus fans as the last two want nothing to do with him as they saw how shit he was..
Person 1: Yo, Penaldo is an underrated playmaker

Person 2: But he has an 0.08 assist ratio in 2019💀

Person 1: He won tiktok award tho

Person 2: The definition of a Penaldian right here....
Penaldian by Goatesr10 December 27, 2022

Penaldian 

A penaldian is someone who is obsessed with cristiano ronaldo, or penaldo, as some people call him as he scores a lot of goals from penalties. A term commonly used on twitter.
Look, I ratioed that obsessed Penaldian

Christopher Penaldus the 3rd 

There once lived an explorer, penalties he loved to find, if you didn’t give him his penalties he would conquer and steal it. He was known to be a poor Explorer because of his lack of Skill on the pitch. Christopher Penaldus the 3rd was famous for winning the euros without doing anything And only scoring hatricks against small teams like Norwich, and Al wehda. But the most famous thing he was famous for was Conquering Small countries like Iceland, Luxembourg, and Liechtenstein and only coming out in friendliest. Be careful as Christopher Penaldus the 3rd may conquer your penalties and score hatricks against small teams and small countries.
Christopher penaldus the 3rd: a poor explorer who only performs well if he gets penalties or plays against small countries.

penaldinho 

A brazilian kid who thinks hes good just because he does useless skills and had a two year career and some people think hes the best like among us kids that have no brain like maradona is the goat
Bro justin thinks hes good just because he does skills

Is he Penaldinho?
penaldinho by MaradonaGoat July 12, 2023

Cristopher Penaldus 

a statpadder who discovers unknown countries
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.
Cristopher Penaldus has taught me countries like Armenia, Latvia, and Lithuania.