A Penaldian is a person who sucks on Ronaldo and always gets put in they're place by Messi. Penaldians have an iq of about 2 at maximum, they come from Penaldia where they stroke on a statue of Penaldo. They are either Vadrid, Penchester United of Pooventus fans as the last two want nothing to do with him as they saw how shit he was..
Person 1: Yo, Penaldo is an underrated playmaker

Person 2: But he has an 0.08 assist ratio in 2019💀

Person 1: He won tiktok award tho

Person 2: The definition of a Penaldian right here....
by Goatesr10 December 27, 2022
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A penaldian is someone who is obsessed with cristiano ronaldo, or penaldo, as some people call him as he scores a lot of goals from penalties. A term commonly used on twitter.
Look, I ratioed that obsessed Penaldian
by Jose Mourinho is finished March 26, 2021
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A penaldian is someone who is obsessed with lionel messi, or pessi, as some people call him as he scores a lot of goals from penalties. A term commonly used on twitter.
Speed know the real goat.Penaldian pessi
by JuliosFotiou June 10, 2023
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