Penaldian 

A Penaldian is a person who sucks on Ronaldo and always gets put in they're place by Messi. Penaldians have an iq of about 2 at maximum, they come from Penaldia where they stroke on a statue of Penaldo. They are either Vadrid, Penchester United of Pooventus fans as the last two want nothing to do with him as they saw how shit he was..

Person 1: Yo, Penaldo is an underrated playmaker

Person 2: But he has an 0.08 assist ratio in 2019💀

Person 1: He won tiktok award tho

Person 2: The definition of a Penaldian right here....

Penaldian by Goatesr10 December 27, 2022

Penaldian 

A penaldian is someone who is obsessed with cristiano ronaldo, or penaldo, as some people call him as he scores a lot of goals from penalties. A term commonly used on twitter.

Look, I ratioed that obsessed Penaldian

Penaldian by Jose Mourinho is finished March 26, 2021

Penaldian 

A penaldian is someone who is obsessed with lionel messi, or pessi, as some people call him as he scores a lot of goals from penalties. A term commonly used on twitter.

Speed know the real goat.Penaldian pessi

Penaldian by JuliosFotiou June 9, 2023

penaldinho 

A brazilian kid who thinks hes good just because he does useless skills and had a two year career and some people think hes the best like among us kids that have no brain like maradona is the goat

Bro justin thinks hes good just because he does skills

Is he Penaldinho?

penaldinho by MaradonaGoat July 12, 2023

Penaldado 

Penaldado is a nickname for Tottenham Spanish football player Roberto Soldado as he score almost all of his goals throughout penalty kicks.

Tottenham won yesterday, again with a Penaldado goal. Guess how he scored it?

Penaldado by Ser1212 December 29, 2013

penalkany

An average guy with a below average life living with his « DaAad », he’s from a shithole city named wed fes , he goes around stealing others lame trans ass pens.
Growing up i heard stories about him my grand father used to say : « penalkany is a scary little gnome , an incest product that enjoys going around the village stealing ugly girls numbers , oneday i asked a girl if she had a pen so i can play my daily soduku , he came at and yelled at me « PEN GIVE ME THE PENALTY AND THE BEAUTIFUL QUEEN OR I KICK YOUR ASS » »

Shame on you penalkany

-Hey bro …you good ?
-No a girl just…
-Friendzoned you ? Its alright happens to the best of us
-No… she penalkany ed me
-You mean called you an average looking lifeless fatherlover mf that steal others pens , lame ass girls and jokes just to impress his trans ex ? Thats rough bro ama block you….

penalkany by Omarobloxx March 15, 2022

Penaleans 

The crotchitle area of a mans body.

Can we leave? I’m having pain in my Penaleans.

Penaleans by MaPenaleans December 31, 2021