1 definition by Goatesr10

Penaldian

A Penaldian is a person who sucks on Ronaldo and always gets put in they're place by Messi. Penaldians have an iq of about 2 at maximum, they come from Penaldia where they stroke on a statue of Penaldo. They are either Vadrid, Penchester United of Pooventus fans as the last two want nothing to do with him as they saw how shit he was..

Person 1: Yo, Penaldo is an underrated playmaker

Person 2: But he has an 0.08 assist ratio in 2019💀

Person 1: He won tiktok award tho

Person 2: The definition of a Penaldian right here....

by Goatesr10 December 27, 2022