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Penache

Hit them long and straight; like my penache!
by KGMSquared April 20, 2017
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Penache

When you get a boner that’s so hard it causes physical pain.
“Dude I just saw Rebecca and now I have the worst penache!”
by Colindean16 January 24, 2019
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penache

A horizontal stripe of pubic hair left above the penis after the rest is shaved away. Recognised styles include:

The Charlie Chaplin (aka "a Hitler")
Handlebar
Fu Manchu

The above list is not exhaustive.

For gentlemen struggling in the facial hair department this is really the only way of taking part in Movember without resorting to adhesives.
Jeeves: Forgive the bold nature of my comment, but rumour has it that sir may have taken a razor to his gentleman's vegetables last night...

Wooster: He did indeed Jeeves, the chaps at the club thought it would be a splendid wheeze so I had a couple more sherries and then we went for it. I settled for the "Handlebar" after Standish pointed out that having my little chap called a little Chaplin might wear a bit thin after a while. Want to see? (Whips out the meat and two veg)

Jeeves: I say sir! That truly is a penache with panache! Will sir require the wax later or is it naturally so stylish?
by RusticBench January 4, 2011
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Peaches and cream

NJ said he means it as 'very pretty and soft skin'. So, don't get it wrong next time. smh
RM: Seokjina, peaches and cream, you're sweeter than sweet.
SJ: Stop with your lame pick up line, Joonie.
by musclepig October 20, 2016
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peaches and plums

a reference to 3x05 of the magicians in which quentin and eliot spend their whole lives together. it's pretty gay and changed both of the characters lives.
''peaches and plums, motherfucker. i'm alive in here.''
''peaches and plums...'' ''peaches and plums.''
by preserum February 25, 2019
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Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred
Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !
by victoras69 February 12, 2022
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Playing Peaches

1) The act of messing around. Not being serious.
2) A person who prefers to play games rather then accomplish tasks.
"That guy was supposed to get the materials for the big meeting. But he's just sitting around playing peaches."
by Eugene Arthur Mamet January 3, 2009
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