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Hit them long and straight; like my penache!
Penache by KGMSquared April 20, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
When you get a boner that’s so hard it causes physical pain.
“Dude I just saw Rebecca and now I have the worst penache!”
Penache by Colindean16 January 24, 2019
A horizontal stripe of pubic hair left above the penis after the rest is shaved away. Recognised styles include:

The Charlie Chaplin (aka "a Hitler")
Handlebar
Fu Manchu

The above list is not exhaustive.

For gentlemen struggling in the facial hair department this is really the only way of taking part in Movember without resorting to adhesives.
Jeeves: Forgive the bold nature of my comment, but rumour has it that sir may have taken a razor to his gentleman's vegetables last night...

Wooster: He did indeed Jeeves, the chaps at the club thought it would be a splendid wheeze so I had a couple more sherries and then we went for it. I settled for the "Handlebar" after Standish pointed out that having my little chap called a little Chaplin might wear a bit thin after a while. Want to see? (Whips out the meat and two veg)

Jeeves: I say sir! That truly is a penache with panache! Will sir require the wax later or is it naturally so stylish?
penache by RusticBench January 4, 2011

Peaches and cream

NJ said he means it as 'very pretty and soft skin'. So, don't get it wrong next time. smh
RM: Seokjina, peaches and cream, you're sweeter than sweet.
SJ: Stop with your lame pick up line, Joonie.
Peaches and cream by musclepig October 20, 2016

peaches and plums 

a reference to 3x05 of the magicians in which quentin and eliot spend their whole lives together. it's pretty gay and changed both of the characters lives.
''peaches and plums, motherfucker. i'm alive in here.''
''peaches and plums...'' ''peaches and plums.''
peaches and plums by preserum February 25, 2019

Penchester Penited 

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred
Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !
Penchester Penited by victoras69 February 12, 2022

Playing Peaches 

1) The act of messing around. Not being serious.
2) A person who prefers to play games rather then accomplish tasks.
"That guy was supposed to get the materials for the big meeting. But he's just sitting around playing peaches."
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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