Pemwas 

Please Excuse My White Ass Skin. Us white people seem to do a lot of dumb things. This creates an easy apology for all of those things.

“Yo did you just eat my avocado toast?” “Yea, pemwas. It looked delicious so I had to have it.”

Pemwas by ScooptyPoop October 10, 2019

PEMDAS 

When you're too depressed so you just say fuck it and add it to math

Yeah uhh... pemdas don't mean please excuse my dear aunt sally it means please end my depression and suffering

PEMDAS by Lovely67802 January 20, 2019

PEMDAS 

p- Please
e-End
m-My
d-Depression
a-And
s-Suffering

guy can you pemdas??? i really need it. *cries*

PEMDAS by lilwhipcream December 2, 2018

Penwas 

pin-was, peen-was

1. Past tense of "penis".

2. It is commonly used as a threat against men.

Example:

"when the, PENWAS."

"Do not mess with me fool, or I will commence the procedure of turning your 'penis', into a 'penwas'."

Penwas by whenThedEEZnUTS May 2, 2021

Penwas 

Pastense of penis.

My penwas felt good.

Penwas by anonymous December 13, 2020

PEMDAS 

The order of operations in math-- Parentheis, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction

In 6th grade, we had a sign on the wall of our classroom that said PEMDAS, but when we asked what it meant, the teacher said it meant Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, and she would tell us more later.... needless to say, four months into the school year when she finally DID tell us, it was a letdown.

PEMDAS by bandcampgirl183 October 10, 2005

PEMPAS

Please end my pain and suffering

m8= sup
m9= nutin my dads family is cumin fo the weekend so im just pullin a Hugh Mungus on this

m8= Ahh sry m9 imma pray fo u
m9= thanks m8 just pempas

m8=yea dude sry bout the Hugh situation

PEMPAS by vaku December 5, 2016