Alabama Appetizers

The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.

“In looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”

by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019

Pemwas

Please Excuse My White Ass Skin. Us white people seem to do a lot of dumb things. This creates an easy apology for all of those things.

“Yo did you just eat my avocado toast?” “Yea, pemwas. It looked delicious so I had to have it.”

by ScooptyPoop October 10, 2019