Pemex 

Referencing a Mexican strain marijuana

Pemex is a Mexican state owned petroleum company.

Petroleum = gas
Gas = marijuana

Dude I smoked some Pemex last night and got hella faded.

Pemex by XLVI & II February 7, 2019

pedexterity 

v.- Describing someone with the ability to use their feet to pick things up. Also, pedextrous

Susie dropped her pencil on the floor during school and, thanking Sweet Jesus for her pedexterity, slipped her foot out of her flip-flop and picked it up with her toes.

pedexterity by Am B. Dextrous April 15, 2008

peexiety 

Fear, when peeing outside, that your own piss flow reaches one of your feet while, because of drunkness, you can not stop peeing.
This is the typical consequence of non mastering the mind over bladder mantra.

Dude 1 : Bro', I won't make it home, my last beer totally bladdered my mind! Wait a sec, I'll pee on that SUV
Dude 2 : Yeah, it's pretty cold out there
/* 1 min later */
Dude 2 : Haha you look so proud, what happened?
Dude 1 : My peexiety saved my shoes

peexiety by Parman & the Big BVsky October 27, 2011

pemerson 

To frustrate; specifically to offer something, or have something be within reach of a person, and then have that thing taken away.

I got pemersoned so hard last night, Ethan offered me a cookie and when I said yes he ate the whole thing in one bite.

Friend 1: "When I tried to meet with a nurse, student health services gave me an appointment and when I arrived they made me wait until I had to leave for class."
Friend 2: "Wow what a pemerson"

pemerson by Mal098 October 10, 2018

petextrian 

n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.

John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the petextrian ahead of him stopped short.

petextrian by gnemo November 16, 2009

pemen 

a perplexing, usually intentional, combination of pee and semen

When at a club with his girlfriends, Bryce likes to cut loose with a few shots of pemen.

pemen by little c's January 18, 2009

pemen 

n. pussy semen

Baby, I'm so moist, my pemen is dripping down my thigh.

Clive Owen is so hot, he gets my pemen flowing!

pemen by genio2010 June 21, 2011