peex

the CORRECT spelling of Piques

this has peexed my interest

peex by edwardianwitch March 5, 2022

peexiety 

Fear, when peeing outside, that your own piss flow reaches one of your feet while, because of drunkness, you can not stop peeing.
This is the typical consequence of non mastering the mind over bladder mantra.

Dude 1 : Bro', I won't make it home, my last beer totally bladdered my mind! Wait a sec, I'll pee on that SUV
Dude 2 : Yeah, it's pretty cold out there
/* 1 min later */
Dude 2 : Haha you look so proud, what happened?
Dude 1 : My peexiety saved my shoes

peexiety by Parman & the Big BVsky October 27, 2011

peexting 

Texting while urinating

True story: I saw a guy peexting at the urinal at the John Wayne Airport

peexting by nickgarnett December 4, 2009