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jellywang 

The art of jellying your Wang
Hows your jellywang, I wish to add peanut butter to it.
jellywang by ImakeumadLOL February 4, 2019

Pollywaggachuggabonka 

A word from the artist Rob Gee.
POLLYWAGGACHUGGABONKA!!
Pollywaggachuggabonka by Acebammac February 7, 2010

pallywanked 

The feeling of extreme relaxation after you get done giving someone a wet danny.
Ya i flushed her ass but it was worth it cause now im pallywanked.
pallywanked by Nate G. March 13, 2005

pollywank 

A Polly wank is when you masturbate with a condom on. Less mess less stress.
Jeremy just hit a Polly wank in his bed. No mess no stress.

Those faggots at IU are always pollywanking. Less mess less stress.
pollywank by Wankerspanker May 13, 2018

POLLYWAGGIN 

POLLYWAGGIN: The experience of spending an inordinate amount of time swimming your ass off - upstream only to get caught by an 8 year old and flushed down the toilet by his mother.

Wasting your time and effort with no positive outcome,
useless or profitless activity
That poor guy has been Pollywaggin for 20 years, you think he'd be ahead of the game by now!
POLLYWAGGIN by Ann Lindsey September 26, 2007
to hit a ball with an almighty force
john shouted to his team mate to pallywang it into the back of the net
pallywang by djmalone March 5, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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