Peits

He is very cool loves to be around people that have kind harts. He is also one of my best friends. He is awesome in every way if you ever want to party he's the one to call. He is very intelligent and knows how to get the lady's.

Peits is still a awesome guy.

Peits by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 28, 2019

perts 

This is short for pertinent information.

Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.

perts by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018

perts 

Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

perts by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Pitseleh 

A song by Elliott Smith not so much about unrequited love, but about being loved by someone who loves you, but knowing they’re only in love with who they think you are. And that you can only ever fail them and hurt them. Even though you love them so truly that you don’t want to hurt them, even if that means you cannot be with them. But you still hurt them, just by being what you are, and by being lucky/unlucky enough to know them, and you’re hurt too. Maybe more deeply than you can handle. And all this you keep to yourself, because how could you ever tell them? How could you ever let them know who you really are?

Elliott Smith rarely played Pitseleh in concert, often dismissing it as too much of a “lyrics based song” when it was requested, though some have speculated that it was a rare example of a song too special or personal for him to be performed like his others.

Pitseleh by Notanelphant June 23, 2019

petslayers 

People that kill pets.

Some cops are petslayers.

petslayers by jpg3 September 8, 2013

je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

je mange les petits enfants by ta meremere April 13, 2016

peets 

A cute term for feets, particularly a cat’s or another animal’s

Look at those little peets!

peets by kil0j0ules September 13, 2018