Peitsch

A unit of measurement to describe someones level of Douchebaggery. 1 Peitsch is the highest level of Douchebaggery one can ever attain. A Peitsch can further be graduated to lower levels by use of the metric scale. For instance, the biggest Douche you know is at the 1 Peitsch level, while another person you know (a tenth of as much a Douche) could be quantified as being rated on the Douchebag scale as being a decipeitsch.

While eating lunch with friends from work John says-"Man Andrew is a major Douchebag." Brian replies-"Yeah, I would put Andy at about 10 decipeitsch, but compared to Cory he is nothing, that dink is straight up a full Peitsch on the Douchebag scale."

Peitsch by LosLobo May 6, 2010

Sarah Peitsch

A bit of a romantic pickle. Is sometimes reckless, but is a total fun loving girl. A little on the crazy side but is very loving and trusting. Sweet and nice.

She's a total Sarah Peitsch! She just jumped off a 40 foot bridge!

Sarah Peitsch by Romantique_Pickle August 25, 2010

Madelaine Petsch

"CHONI FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"

Madelaine Petsch At Comic Con 2018: *Screams From The Rooftop* CHONI FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Madelaine Petsch by Sweetwater_kisses August 31, 2018

Madelaine petsch

A beautiful actress and person, inspiring, natural ginger and a choni enthusiast

“Who’s Madelaine Petsch?

“You haven’t heard she’s a main star in Riverdale and in Polaroid and F the prom”
“Ya I hear she’s a pretty sweet person “

Madelaine petsch by Camila mendes enthusiast April 27, 2019

madelaine petsch

a really cute actress :)

everybody loves her and she’s just the purest thing ever. she must be protected at all costs.

BYE HOBOS

omg, that girl’s cute!!
i know, a total madelaine petsch!

madelaine petsch by o’briensbabe November 4, 2018

Madelaine Petsch💞 

The smollest and cutest bean in the whole world

Madelaine Petsch💞 is the best

Madelaine Petsch💞 by eemilysliarss on instagram June 24, 2019

Petsche

A surname, particularly from the Gottschee tribe of Austria-Hungry. They are known to be highly intelligent, logical, respectful, frugal, and competitive. These immigrants settled in the northern United States, mostly in Cleveland, New York, Chicago, and St. Louis, and would work as police officers, baseball players, and aviators. There is an ancient Slovak legend, that a man with the last name of "Petsche" with white hair and brown eyes will "come back to the old empire of the east, and lay claim to the people of Europe." The 'Empire of the East,' was known to be Austria-Hungry. Other characteristics include good-looking, sensitive, a very bad temper but a good person to talk to. They are good public speakers and have a skilled sense for leadership. They are also extremely skeptical, and are attracted to women from Northern European descent.

Slovak Legend of Petsche
Gottschee Immigrants in the Mid-West

Petsche by deckthehalls March 27, 2011