Peithophilia 

-philia:- being an abnormal love of something; Peitho being the Greek goddess who personifies persuasion and seduction. Therefor the condition of "peithophilia" means an extreme love of someone who has the ability to persuade or seduce. Peithophilia can also imply someone who is sexually aroused by others who mastered the art of seductive words

I must be mad ...I'm whispering sweet words of seduction to an arsonists heart. Knowing he's got the matches that will tear my innocence apart. With infernal flames the bastard will burn me to ashes....with his magic words he will turn me into a raving sex maniac... or am I a peithophiliac?

Peithophilia by iMarkswell December 5, 2016

Pathophilia 

Feeling sexual arousal at one's partner or oneself being/looking ill. Does not require vomiting or other movements.

Joe thinks I'm hotter when I'm sick, because he has pathophilia.

Pathophilia by BBQfingers April 16, 2020

petrophilia 

That numbing fear you get when you look at the total owed after you fill your gas tank.

Dude, my Jeep was almost on "E" last night. I had the worst case of petrophilia when I grabbed the receipt

petrophilia by Drop Three April 29, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008