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Peenology

The study of hammers.
Jared: What did you study in college?
Jeff: Peenology NIBBA.
by jACoBy&MYerS January 22, 2019
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peontology

Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.
For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.
by seksimopho October 21, 2012
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pornology

1) The study of the origin, history and functionality of pornography in society.
2) Trying to give an academic bent to your explanation to your wife as to why all those free 30-second movie clips were all over your computer desktop.
3) Any attempt to justify your $700-a-month porn addiction.
Contary to your narrow, bigoted beliefs, we're not sitting here "talking about porn." We're engaging in a pertinent discussion concerning Jenna Jameson's role in contemporary American pornology, thank you very much!
by Night Comes On March 7, 2004
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penology

Penology is a section of criminology that deals with the philosophy and practice of various societies in their attempts to repress criminal activities, and satisfy public opinion via an appropriate treatment regime for persons convicted of criminal offenses.

Penology is concerned with the effectiveness of those social processes devised and adopted for the prevention of crime, via the repression or inhibition of criminal intent via the fear of punishment. The study of penology therefore deals with the treatment of prisoners and the subsequent rehabilitation of convicted criminals. It also encompasses aspects of probation (rehabilitation of offenders in the community) as well as penitentiary science relating to the secure detention and retraining of offenders committed to secure institutions.
Penology concerns many topics and theories, including those concerning prisons (prison reform, prisoner abuse, prisoners' rights, and recidivism), as well as theories of the purposes of punishment (deterrence, retribution, incapacitation and rehabilitation). Contemporary penology concerns itself mainly with criminal rehabilitation and prison management. The word seldom applies to theories and practices of punishment in less formal environments such as parenting, school and workplace correctional measures.
by yyuryyubicuryy4me August 12, 2018
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pwnology

The study of pure pwnage. This can be taken as an online course to learn the uber-micro used by such greats as teh_pwnerer, teh_masterer and fpsdoug. Such skill is usually unattainable, and should only be undertaken by those devout to the online gaming community.
Guy #1: Wow, how'd you get to be so good at Warcraft?
Guy #2: 1 700k pwnology 45 my und3rgr4d. xD
by Maxwood April 26, 2006
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Pestology

There are three rules to Pestology.
1. Fuck Sluts
2. Eat Chicken
3. Spend Money You Don't Have
Pestology- A philosophy that can only be perfected by Da Pest
by donkeypunchking June 16, 2010
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Phrenology

Pseudoscientific racism for the detail-oriented.
“The study of phrenology emerged in the 19th century, as did Freudian psychology and the practice of putting cocaine in every bodily orifice.”
by glocksucker69 July 30, 2019
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