Pedotrician 

Pedoatrics is the branch of medicine that deals with the sexual care of infants, children, and adolescents.

Pedotrician is a medical practitioner specializing in children and sexual activities.

Teacher:"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Young Student: "A PEDOTRICIAN!"

Pedotrician by Xiangfan June 8, 2017

pediatrician 

A pediatrician is medical doctor who manages the physical, behavioral, and mental care for children from birth until age 18. A pediatrician is trained to diagnose and treat a broad range of childhood illnesses, from minor health problems to serious diseases.

I’m taking my son to see the pediatrician today

pediatrician by Astrosnot April 30, 2021

Pedoticians 

A person involved in politics who is a pedophile

Most of Jeffery Epstien's clients were well known pedoticians.

Pedoticians by 100thMonkeyJedi June 30, 2023

Pediatrician 

A man with a c8a2 who forces you into multiple arbitrary hernia repair surgeries in a sterile hospital to guarantee at least childhood immunity from prosecution until 18 he's scary and has a knife.

You can always trust your pediatrician to supply a defense...

Pediatrician by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

Pediatrician 

A doctor that works with children. It’s also a doctor that circumcises babies. Not all pediatricians do this, but 90% of the American pediatricians do.

Pediatricians are important for helping sick children and giving them treatments and checkups, but they’re not good when they come to circumcising babies.

Pediatrician by AntiCircumcisionMan May 29, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019