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Pedobeer 

The way stupid frenchfags pronounce "pedobear", thinking that every "ea" in the english language is pronounced "ee".
"Il é cro cro maran pédobire ^^ xD" - Kévin, 14 ans

"Like OMG pedobeer is soooo funnay lolz" - Kevin, 14yo
Pedobeer by Glavu December 15, 2011

pedobeardo

wierd, bearded man having fantasies about small children
'Those kids look nice, but now's not a good time,' thought the pedobeardo...'I think I'll procrasterbate and come back to school later.
pedobeardo by redes12 April 25, 2011

Pedobear 

An inside joke of a smiling, pedophiliac bear who hunts down children and rapes them. Often seen behind or running towards children in photos. His origin is thought to be 4chan, board /b/
Did you see that guy? looks like pedobear to me!
Hey, doesn't Smokey the Bear look a bit like pedobear?
Pedobear by tailspike November 28, 2009

Pedobeard 

Combination of the words "pedophile" and "beard". Pedobeards are usually unkempt as a result of months of careless growth, filthy looking and smell like ass. Those who sport this style of facial hair generally spend their time creeping on others, touching children inappropriately and/or coaxing hapless victims into the back of their molester van.
Harry stroked his mangy pedobeard -- which he had not shaven in months -- after a day's worth of successfully picking up young schoolchildren and stuffing them in the back of his van.
Pedobeard by Seru987 October 20, 2009

Pedobear 

A creepy bear that likes his woman the he likes his wine. 7 years old and mixed up with coke. He repeadedly stalks down little girls and goes to town with them without permission.:) He is a huge threat to our children and is very dangerous to Japanese anime girls.
My little sister came home from school covered in blood and sperm. She then got pregnant and had a litter of bear/human babies. They always got in trouble raping small animals. We then did a test to find out who the father was and it miraculously was Pedobear.
Pedobear by iampedobear April 5, 2009

Pedobear 

Used by the common "pedo's" on hentai lolikon boards.
The character "pedo bear" usually describes their dreams as they love to do the same as he does, only thing left is to digitalise yourself.
Pedo bear's sign of approval!
~YAY, I want that pic, pedobear approved!! :D
See 4chan
Pedobear by Xen-Ava February 10, 2005

PedoBear 

That one fuzzy animal you think is cute until he makes forced fucky on you.
Pedobear: ASL? LOL
teengrl34: 13/f/TX
Peodbear: ORLLY? LOL
teengirl34: RLLY.
PedoBear: PedoBear Approves!
PedoBear by OMGWTFBBQ!!!??? February 4, 2010
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