Pedestridiot

A person with little regard for their own personal safety when standing in or crossing a road.

The pedestridiot stood in the middle of the road in front of an oncoming bus.

Pedestridiot by Daniel_NZ November 26, 2025

Pedestridouche 

the person who strolls across the street in front of your car like they have no place they need to be, often while on the phone

I know I can't legally run you over with my car but when you turn into a pedestridouche the voices in my head say it's OK.

Pedestridouche by AnnoyedCommuter October 18, 2011

pedestribitch 

A word my friend Cory made up for people who take forever to cross the road. You know those people who just randomly pop out of nowhere and walk in slow-motion to the other side of the street? Yea that's them. This term is usually usued when driving.

Pronounced: Ped-ess-trah-bitch

1. OMG PedestriBitch(es)!
2. Fucken Pedestribitches hurry up!

pedestribitch by Thepakman May 27, 2008

pedestriot 

A pedestrian who fails to follow traffic safety laws, either intentionally or by neglignce, often to their own detriment. Combination of "pedestrian" and "idiot".

Last week I saw a guy talking on his cell phone step out in front of a bus. If the bus driver hadn't been paying attention, that pedestriot probably have would have gotten killed.

pedestriot by The Eta April 13, 2009