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Dick pedastool 

A handcrafted pedastool used to help hold up a huge penis during a blowjob.
He was so big i had to use my dick pedastool last night so my arms wouldn't get tired holding it up.
Dick pedastool by Alpha645 March 3, 2017

Pussy on a Pedastool 

1. A phrase frequently used in the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin with Steve Carell. When ever something happens he is always told he is putting the pussy on a pedastool, he never knows what this means.

2. When your chance of getting pussy is right in front of you but it is also above you.

3. When a naked girl is sitting on a pedastool.

4. When a hot girl wants to have sex with you, but you don't want to have sex with her.
1. Damn Adam, your putting the pussy on a pedastool.

2. Damn dude, thats pussy on a pedastool. Oh, well I got mine.

3. SHIT! Look at that pussy on a pedastool...I'm NEVER washing it now!

4. He's putting pussy on a pedastool? Is he gay?
Pussy on a Pedastool by D-Wade November 1, 2005

pedestooling

When you keep on placing someone on a metaphoric pedestal. Therefore you think nothing they do is wrong and the person is just the most awesome human being ever no matter what.
Girl and a guy are having a conversation, and during the conversation he keeps on saying how wonderful she is and how amazing she is, ie. he thinks she's too good for him, And the girl says to him "stop pedestooling me".
person 1: o! so pastool!
person 2: ompeeeee
pastool by czrrinee December 5, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026