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Dick pedastool 

A handcrafted pedastool used to help hold up a huge penis during a blowjob.
He was so big i had to use my dick pedastool last night so my arms wouldn't get tired holding it up.
Dick pedastool by Alpha645 March 3, 2017

Pussy on a Pedastool 

1. A phrase frequently used in the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin with Steve Carell. When ever something happens he is always told he is putting the pussy on a pedastool, he never knows what this means.

2. When your chance of getting pussy is right in front of you but it is also above you.

3. When a naked girl is sitting on a pedastool.

4. When a hot girl wants to have sex with you, but you don't want to have sex with her.
1. Damn Adam, your putting the pussy on a pedastool.

2. Damn dude, thats pussy on a pedastool. Oh, well I got mine.

3. SHIT! Look at that pussy on a pedastool...I'm NEVER washing it now!

4. He's putting pussy on a pedastool? Is he gay?
Pussy on a Pedastool by D-Wade November 1, 2005

pedestooling

When you keep on placing someone on a metaphoric pedestal. Therefore you think nothing they do is wrong and the person is just the most awesome human being ever no matter what.
Girl and a guy are having a conversation, and during the conversation he keeps on saying how wonderful she is and how amazing she is, ie. he thinks she's too good for him, And the girl says to him "stop pedestooling me".
person 1: o! so pastool!
person 2: ompeeeee
pastool by czrrinee December 5, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026