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person 1: o! so pastool!
person 2: ompeeeee
pastool by czrrinee December 5, 2021
Words you can keep

Pasthole 

An asshole from your past.
That pasthole whose homework I did won't stop sleeping with whores.
Pasthole by tsarichka August 10, 2009
eg. we have a pastorly relationship

he is pastorly
Pastorly by signorgonzalez May 22, 2011
A person who is blindly, fanatically loyal to Sony. Will immediately buy anything with the Playstation logo and mindlessly insult anyone who doesn't share their fanaticism, and would proclaim a blank disc with "Final Fantasy" or "Madden" on the face on it to be the greatest game ever made. PStools rival (and possibly exceed) even Nintendrones in their numbers.

See also: pathetic, fanboy, moron
LOL, Madden. Silly PStools.
PStool by Shinigami May 13, 2005
another way to say pistachio. It's also much easier for children to pronounce.
Grandma, please pass me the pastolas, I need a snack.
pastola by zocro February 21, 2014
A disgusting excuse for a person that is still kinda sexy
mama patool made me so upset last night
patool by ochiipika October 18, 2023
Synonym : Sony Fanboy, Sony Pony
Was a commonly term during PS2 era (hence this name) to early PS3 era used by rival console fanboys against Sony console fanboys. The word is no longer used as Sony Pony replaces it completely.
PSTools are as annoying as Xbots, PC/Steam Elitists and Nintendrones. All of them are nothing but corp simps.
PSTool by Shiine-1 May 31, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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