4 definitions by D-Wade

1. A phrase frequently used in the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin with Steve Carell. When ever something happens he is always told he is putting the pussy on a pedastool, he never knows what this means.

2. When your chance of getting pussy is right in front of you but it is also above you.

3. When a naked girl is sitting on a pedastool.

4. When a hot girl wants to have sex with you, but you don't want to have sex with her.
1. Damn Adam, your putting the pussy on a pedastool.

2. Damn dude, thats pussy on a pedastool. Oh, well I got mine.

3. SHIT! Look at that pussy on a pedastool...I'm NEVER washing it now!

4. He's putting pussy on a pedastool? Is he gay?
by D-Wade November 1, 2005
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1. A substitute word, does not need to be for a curse word, can be used in any circumstance.

2. A word used to break the ice at a party.

3. A word your child might use in 4th grade.
1. So was narfing to the bar and I narfed a huge pair or knockers.

2. (Moment of silence)
Person 1: NARF!
Person 2: Oh, hey!

3. Haha Narf!!!
by D-Wade November 1, 2005
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The nickname of Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade. D-Wade is mostly used by people who live in Miami and South Florida who go to the Heat games. His other nickname is The Flash it was given to him in a TV commercial by his sponsor Converse which is a brand of shoes. The commercial has Julius Erving and a few other basketball legends.
Person 1: DAMN! D-Wade just nailed that alley oop from Shaq over Allen Iverson.
Person 2: That D-Wade, hes amazing.
by D-Wade November 1, 2005
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Probably one of the greatest NBA players to ever play the game. A lot of people knew him as Dr. J. He played for the New York Knicks in the prime of his career. He will always be remembered.
Person 1: Julius Erving might be the greatest NBA player to ever play!
Person 2: Who? Dr. J, he sucked dude, Shaq is the greatest player!
Person 3: WHAT! Are you kidding? It's Kobe Bryant by far!
Person 1: Are you both on crack? Julius is the best.
Julius Erving: Shut yo mouth fo (Bitch slaps person 2 and person 3)
Person 1: Dr. J! Your my hero!
by D-Wade November 1, 2005
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