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hen-pecked

A a facetious term designed to trivialize emotional abuse of men by their female spouse.
That guy is hen-pecked, she doesn't even let him see his family
hen-pecked by Eurotrashed February 2, 2017

Pecklesteiner 

A set of doors that when closed, they overlap and the key goes through both locks
My pecklesteiner doors are too big for my door frame
Pecklesteiner by Memer420blaze March 25, 2017

Pickled out 

To be in a state of having too many pickles.
Pickle bites are huge in a fried chicken sandwich; you want a pickle lined up and you want just enough pickles, but you don't want too many pickles, because then your sandwich is going to be pickled out.
Pickled out by Hercules_H March 2, 2021

Pickled Richard 

When you leave your peepee in her special place until it goes wrinkly and weird
Friend 1: Ayo how was ur night with stacey
Friend 2: it was alright, ended up getting a pickled richard tho
Pickled Richard by muriaditatus October 5, 2021

Pickled ass 

So as any of you who read this know im an ER doctor. And I've seen some shit but this takes the cake.
One night I'm in the ER and a woman comes in saying her butt hurts.
I say okay let me check you over.
I take her to a room and begin to look at her butt and at this point I could smell it.
It was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
So I ask her has she eaten anything.
She says no.
I ask did you put something in your butt recently?
She says yes reluctantly.
Come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. Instead it went further up her butt and was rotting.
After an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
After she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled ass. She had no clue how close she was.
Dear god Francis it smells like pickled ass in here!!!

pickled excrement 

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.
PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
pickled excrement by chork December 3, 2005