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Person: Yo what that peckk doing over there?

Person 1: Probably some stupid things.
Peckk by OptimusPlug January 1, 2022
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hen-pecked

A a facetious term designed to trivialize emotional abuse of men by their female spouse.
That guy is hen-pecked, she doesn't even let him see his family
hen-pecked by Eurotrashed February 2, 2017

Pecklesteiner 

A set of doors that when closed, they overlap and the key goes through both locks
My pecklesteiner doors are too big for my door frame
Pecklesteiner by Memer420blaze March 25, 2017

Peck Neck 

1. A name used by birds, both endearingly and offensively. Comes from the term Peck, which is a cuss words among birds, and neck, a part of the body.
2. A name for a small child who loves hats, collects hourglasses, and is also an alien.
You no-good dirty peck necks! You copied our props!
Peck Neck by Undying Peck Neck November 25, 2017

peckeroni 

When you are ejaculating in a girl's throat after eating a pizza and she pukes cumm and pizza onto your still pulsating cock.
Rhonda was giving me an awesome blowjob, but as soon as I started cumming the bitch puked the pizza we just ate and cumm all over my dick. Wasnt expecting a peckeroni. Damn, should never feed them before throat fucking them.
peckeroni by ABMCPC January 7, 2017

hank pecker 

A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.
Hank Pecker uses his second amendment to protect your first
hank pecker by mibba 69420 January 12, 2021

Pecker Dial 

To accidentally dial someone’s phone number when the phone is in a guy’s front pocket, presumably dialed by his penis.
Girl: Hello? Hello?

Guy: <Indistinct noise>
Later that day….
Girl: Hey, did you call me? I think you may have accidentally called me.

Guy: Oh, I must have pecker dialed you. Or, perhaps it called you on its own!
Pecker Dial by The Movie Guy September 24, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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