Peasantisim 

It basically just means you’re a peasant but it’s just a very sophisticated way of saying it

Look at you poor, peasant, you’re a fine example of peasantisim

Peasantisim by Jeffmcjez June 10, 2021

peasantini 

The act of putting a dorito on a liquor glass filled with Mountain Dew. It is called peasantini because the company that makes the products is paid by Microsoft to heavily advertise the Xbox One (which is an inferior, shitty machine that ruins gaming and is made for peasants) on their Doritos bags and their Mountain Dew bottles. So therefore it is called peasantini, a delight for misinformed people getting the worst possible gaming experience.

(Peasant 1): Hey man want to come over and play some COD on Xbox later. (Peasant 2): Yeah man I'm gunna bring some peasantini, it only adds to the "cinematic experience"

peasantini by Tharonis January 1, 2015

peasantvision 

Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.

I can't afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision.

peasantvision by imav January 14, 2005

peasantvision 

Postmodern televised redux of the medieval bread and circus, and capitalist propaganda arm for established business elite. This medium focuses heavily on highly funded advertisements, blatant disinformation, sophomoric content, and other diversionary programming of little cultural value. Peasantvision predominantly serves hidden interest groups and functions to blur distinctions between information, entertainment and advertising in order to corporately engineer consumer conformity, mass ignorance and submission to commercial hierarchies. Pejoratively named peasantvision due to the relatively low socio-economic status of its most frequent users.

The wonders of peasantvision have let Americans enjoy stimulating and life changing events like the birth of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, the plight of OJ Simpson and the neverending sexual high-jinks of Paris Hilton.

peasantvision by J0e_B October 12, 2007

peasantvision 

Postmodern electronic-media redux of the medieval bread and circus, and capitalist propaganda arm for western-entrenched power elite. This medium focuses heavily on mega-funded advertising, blatant disinformation, sophomoric narratives and realities, and other diversionary programming of little cultural value. Peasantvision predominantly serves commercial interests and functions to blur distinctions between facets of information and entertainment in order to corporately engineer consumer conformity, cultural arrogance, mass ignorance and submission to exploitive hierarchies. Pejoratively named peasantvision due to the relatively low socio-economic status of its most frequent users.

The wonders of peasantvision have let Americans enjoy stimulating and life changing events like the birth of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, the plight of OJ Simpson and the neverending sexual high-jinks of Paris Hilton.

peasantvision by J0e_B October 11, 2007