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pervine king 

a particular type of employment bullying and harassment specialist to the Commercial Care Sector, usually involving intimidation & false statements.

Particular characteristic - mongrel midget with inferiority complex
Every day at work, I am tied of being Pervine-King into writing false statements.
My relative has been a Pervine King victim.
pervine king by clavecin1716 November 12, 2018
A foul trans-species creature created from the foetal waste of an abortion clinic left to fester in an metal bin, mixed with excrement bacteria and the drippings of a broken public tampon bin.
Err. What is that hideous pervine mutation squelching towards us?

Its the most hideous creation I have had the misfortunate of suffering
My god, you must have pervine tsd… it's legendary
Pervine by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019
a sexual act in which one grabs another person’s scrotum from behind and pulls aggressively towards the rectum. the act resembles pulling a pearl from an oyster shell, hence the name. for an extra pearling surprise, twist the scrotum before pulling it backwards.
bro 1: “bro my girl was pearling me so hard last night, i still can’t feel my balls”
bro 2: “that’s so hot, i wish my girl would pearl me”

boyfriend: “can you pearl me tonight please”
girlfriend: “no your balls are always sweaty, i can’t get a good grip
boyfriend: “then just twist before you pull, it feels even better”
Pearling by pearling king September 4, 2023

pearlin blunts 

Pearl means to roll a blunt extremely well & tight
Sydney & Rachel were pearlin blunts.
pearlin blunts by Kimber Ann November 2, 2013
An uncommon name but a name given to those who have remarkable beauty. This person is all you could want in a girl and more! Eyes that draw you in, hair that flows endlessly, a smile that makes even the blind cry of joy. This girl will NEVER backstab you and is one of the most trustworthy people known. Knows have to complete work without distractions but also know how to and a fun and good time. Little is know about why she is so perfect but she just is. Extremely kind and loving and if you ever meet a Pearlin, make sure to complement her.
Person: OMG that girl is unbelievably perfect! Not just on looks but personality too. Come quick, we have to say hi before she leaves because we might not see another Pearlin again!
Pearlin by ZebrasAndCats June 20, 2016