A foul trans-species creature created from the foetal waste of an abortion clinic left to fester in an metal bin, mixed with excrement bacteria and the drippings of a broken public tampon bin.
a sexual act in which one grabs another person’s scrotum from behind and pulls aggressively towards the rectum. the act resembles pulling a pearl from an oyster shell, hence the name. for an extra pearling surprise, twist the scrotum before pulling it backwards.
bro 1: “bro my girl was pearling me so hard last night, i still can’t feel my balls”
bro 2: “that’s so hot, i wish my girl would pearl me”
boyfriend: “can you pearl me tonight please”
girlfriend: “no your balls are always sweaty, i can’t get a good grip”
boyfriend: “then just twist before you pull, it feels even better”
An uncommon name but a name given to those who have remarkable beauty. This person is all you could want in a girl and more! Eyes that draw you in, hair that flows endlessly, a smile that makes even the blind cry of joy. This girl will NEVER backstab you and is one of the most trustworthy people known. Knows have to complete work without distractions but also know how to and a fun and good time. Little is know about why she is so perfect but she just is. Extremely kind and loving and if you ever meet a Pearlin, make sure to complement her.
Person: OMG that girl is unbelievably perfect! Not just on looks but personality too. Come quick, we have to say hi before she leaves because we might not see another Pearlin again!