Pearlster 

Someone who expects everything to be funny.

Guy: "Apples were dead as soon as they were picked off a tree"
Pearlster: "I don't find you funny at all despite you were being serious"

Pearlster by vanderplonk September 27, 2007

The Village Pearlers 

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.

The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.

The Village Pearlers by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

Pellster 

Someone who takes really tiny dabs, or "baby dabs"

That guy is such a pellster, look at how small that dab is

Pellster by LensJiren August 17, 2021

parkster 

A ship between the two YouTubers in the Life Of Luxury channel, a ship between Parker and Chester who some speculate are dating or in a relationship

I ship parkster, do you?

parkster by Kreeperkorn June 29, 2022

pearler 

Australian: something impressive, extraordinary or remarkable; a prime or unsurpassed example of something. Similar to a humdinger or a ripper.

That lie Barnaby Joyce told was a pearler.

pearler by Venus of the dark February 18, 2018

peristerophobia 

An irrational fear of pigeons

Clyde's peristerophobia prevented him from enjoying life as a vagrant in London.

peristerophobia by Daniel Bulone June 4, 2007

pearler 

Pearler is a word that in Australian slang can be taken to mean good, or great.

"That was a Pearler of a shot!" -In games

"I had a pearler of a day."

pearler by Talishia May 24, 2005