Definitions by vanderplonk

maths magician 

Someone who is good at maths

Leroy: Yo Bob, what's 300,000 ÷ 8?
Bob: 37,500.
Leroy: Wow Bob, you're a maths magician!

maths magician by vanderplonk October 3, 2007

Lashley

A disliked person who gets into alot of trouble by hating the Irish, taking stuff without permission and expects something for nothing.

Irishman: Hello
Lashley: Piss off, I hate you! Change your nationality then I'll like you

Hard working person: Hey look what I made
Lashley: Yoink!
Everyone: Lashley you dickweed, make your own

Lashley: Hey give me some money even though I don't deserve it
Randomer: Fuck you Lashley, go and earn it

Lashley by vanderplonk September 28, 2007

rhetoricality 

Using a rhetorical question to answer another rhetorical question which both have the same answer.

"Q: Is pizza a food?"
"A: Is the Pope Catholic?"

The answer is made up for rhetoricality.

rhetoricality by vanderplonk September 27, 2007

Pearlster 

Someone who expects everything to be funny.

Guy: "Apples were dead as soon as they were picked off a tree"
Pearlster: "I don't find you funny at all despite you were being serious"

Pearlster by vanderplonk September 27, 2007

Wiki'd 

Finding relevant information on Wikipedia.

I've Wiki'd Italy and it is a country.

Wiki'd by vanderplonk September 26, 2007

æ 

Used when the last letter of a word is 'a' which is going to be suffixed by 'ed' or any suffixes beginning with 'e'.

"I've karmæd you already, karma whore!"

æ by vanderplonk September 26, 2007