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"These pears are horrid"
"That's Pearist!"
Pearist by Jnott7324 April 6, 2023
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pariston 

A sparkly politician in hunter x hunter who hoards chimera ants
Did you see that new hunter x hunter episode with pariston he was totally fucking ging
pariston by Kurapikas mommy milkers January 14, 2021
A city in France that slowly got occupied by subsaharan muslim savages & converted all the outskirts into ghettos with makeshift tattered tents & high crime rates, living on government handouts. Some believe this happened because emmanuel macron turns a blind eye to this shit.
Sofia: Hey I am excited to travel to Paris
Roxanne: Yeah it's no more called Paris, it's Paristan
Paristan by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

peristerophobia 

An irrational fear of pigeons
Clyde's peristerophobia prevented him from enjoying life as a vagrant in London.

peristalsis 

Rhythmic visceral muscle contractions in the digestive system that function to transport ingested materials caudally, unless stimulated by the emesis reflex where the flow of digested material is reversed.
Dude, last night Veronica's peristalsis was inhibited by my massive cock.
peristalsis by CheesyBear November 7, 2014

reverse peristalsis 

An inaccurate alternative term for regurgitation or vomiting, typically used by grade school science teachers who don't actually understand science and use the urban dictionary instead of a competent textbook to source classroom material.

While reverse peristalsis in the small intestine can occur during vomiting, the actual act of vomiting does not involve peristalsis.
The technical term for vomiting is not reverse peristalsis it is regurgitation.
reverse peristalsis by MrScience April 25, 2011

Pearlist 

1. A person who believes in Physical Evidence And Reasoned Logic, (P.E.A.R.L) the essence of the scientific method.

2. One who uses the scientific method.

ex.1 That smart man is quite the Pearlist.

ex.2 He does not have faith since he is a Pearlist.

Pearlist by Nova_J March 17, 2009
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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