peanut butter ass

When one fails to properly clean after defecation and large chunks of fecal matter remain around the anus.

Frank said, "What the fuck is that smell?"
Andrew answered, "I was in a hurry this morning and forgot to wipe, I have peanut butter ass right now."
Frank replied, "You are fucking gross! How do you forget to wipe? Go clean your ass!"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

Peanut Butter Ass

A syndrome commonly associated with bodybuilders and/or fat slobs that consume copious amounts of protein. The human bodies inability to assimilate abundant amounts of protein leads to a sludgy peanut butter like substance passing through the butt hole instead of a nice slippery turd. There is usually no beginning or ending of the actual bowel movement, much like Woody Allen movie. The permenant peanut butter sludge causes the owner to wipe dozens of times without ever resolving the poopy grime caked in the butt cheek area. Often the vigorous wiping leads to smeared poop in the lower back area, skid marks trumping a bulldozer track, and inevitably a clogged toilet.

"Dude, can you bring me some more toilet paper? I burned through this roll, my t-shirt, and both socks and I still have peanut butter ass"

by Tjjolle September 6, 2013

Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich

Putting peanut butter and jelly inside your or your partner's ass. Then eating all of it out of your or they're ass.

How about a Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich for dinner?

by Ramen Queen June 2, 2017

peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which

When you put peanut butter and jelly on your shlong and anally rape a man. This term was first used in the adult swim show the boondocks.

Bob has a really juicy ass. I really wanna give him a peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which.

by fart in my mouth baby April 5, 2015

Peanut Butter and Asshole Sandwich

When someone tosses someone else's salad, but uses jelly or preserves instead. It is unclear why this is called a "peanut butter and asshole sandwich" if it has no peanut butter, but it does have a ring to it.

When giving people a peanut butter and asshole sandwich, strawberry jam should be avoided because of the tiny seeds.

by Hass July 19, 2005

Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.

I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

by Noushbag April 13, 2011

peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which

Is when you put jelly and peanut butter in someone's asshole and you insert your penis into there asshole

I want to pb&j his asshole (peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which)

by Prison man June 13, 2014