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PeTA Pet Shelter 

A trash dumpster. That members of PeTA used to "dumped" potentally adoptable puppies,dogs,cats,& kittens after killing them with a leathel injection.
Jimmy found a dead cat in a Peta Pet Shelter the other day outside at a local supermarket.

Sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally 

1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.

2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.
Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!

She's probably pet a few cats in her day 

Me: "Dude, check her out, she's probably pet a few cats in her day..."

My dude: "Oooh, me-yow... Definitely."

your pet a sket 

the WORST insult EVER according to date, if used every planet explodes
1-yourm mom gay
2-your dad a lesbian
1-your granny tranny
2-your grandpap a trap
1-your sister a mister
2-your brother a mother
1- i will say it
2-i dare you
1-y-your pet a SKET
*LITELARRY EVERY PLANET FUCKING EXPLODES AND EVERY ONE ON EARTH DIES*
A vulgar looking and usually bad-mouthed woman or teenage girl. Found usually in Malls trying on dresses she can't afford and chasing losers to get knocked-up.
La fille de George Bush est une petasse.
petasse by Flo January 29, 2004

petasium 

A dumbass avatar of myself that my friend, Brian Gilmore did. He has no eyes, and has a.. hole-tooth. Also, see adam szlamp, who has a similar avatar called Szlampiasium. Jesus.
Petasium walked up to Szlampyasium and said : I could go for some secks.
petasium by Peter Simmons June 14, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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