Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

pertassels 

Flamboyant decoration essentially related to the nipple region for showmanship
Show us your pertassels!
pertassels by pertassels November 18, 2016
Related Words

petarsexual 

Means being attraced to Petar Popović to the point where u define it as your sexuality.That can also mean ur attracted to Petar as well.
Wow this guy Petar is so hot!.!Now im petarsexual.
petarsexual by veliki tatica March 28, 2021

Penassed 

When a guy is hitting on a girl and stands very close behind her causing his penis to be up against her ass.

Vagassed: female version
That guy was so close to me that I was totally penassed.
Penassed by Lindsy T December 17, 2008
The pet name given to the fabulously attractive actor Evan Peter's peachy arse. As seen in tv series american horror story
Oh my god! Did you the amount of petarse in that last episode of AHS ?? Its so goddamn peachy
petarse by hemsicorn June 30, 2014
When your pet comes and sits next to you and you realize that they smell like ass.
Bruh, WTF is that smell ?!?
Dude, it's yo pet Snoopy !!!
Eww, my dog has petass... how gross !!!
petass by Martinezzzzz May 31, 2015

patasseum 

"its spelled potassium"
"no it isnt dumbass its patasseum"
patasseum by qwerty103856 October 10, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Load more