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This is one of the laws of social physics. When a man observes a couple and wants to have sex with the female, all the man has to do is simply fight the other male. If he wins, the female immediately forgets about her lover and is forced by nature to have sexual intercourse with this new man. The man will now receive his 'payment' for pulling off such a random and brave stunt. This was discovered when an unknown man witnessed Chuck Norris execute this act and tried to reenact it. Much to his surprise, it worked. This was one of the first laws of social physics ever to be discovered. This also works for women, however, the fight must take place in a kiddie pool filled with either mud or some other slippery substance.

Jim: Hey. I just beat the shit out of your boyfriend.

Sarah: Who? Nevermind. I don't care. Lets have sex!

Jim: Yes! Payment!

by Payment December 14, 2010

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I'll get it from somebody.

Hym "No. The payment will come in one form or another. You aren't better than me."

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

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That's not how that works.

Hym "I don't care how much you spent, you need to pay me on top of that. How much you spent has not relationship to the payment you owe. You sound like you're lying to a child."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2025

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Payment Systems Way

Tthe act of training through planned failure. Giving a suborninate a job they do not have the ability to complete, then ripping them a new asshole for fucking it up.

Jerry gave Robert that to do.. there is no way he knows how to do that... thats training the payment systems way

by theExpress December 9, 2008

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Payment in Kind

Payment in kind, where someone pays something in favours ( does something for you)

i want payment in kinda give me a reach around

by booob September 28, 2005

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(Legal term) Money as a gift. Taxable, so do your government a favour and pay up.

Minimum wage nurse: But this money from a dying patient whom I treated well is not part of my salary!

Taxman Gumba: It's income classes as payment in kind. You either give it to me, or I repossess your house, your shitty car, your cat and your clothes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

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