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A gargantuant penis with a layer of large bumps around the shaft.
Don't touch my pay day, its for my girlfriend!
Pay Day by G1LB3RTandCUBBY July 12, 2011
Something that only seems to bring dissapointment...
YO YO YO! I GOTZ MAH PAYCHE--- dayyum... fiznutz, yo...
pay day by Anonymous January 27, 2003
To loose your mind; go crazy; go nuts; a reference to the candy bar that chock-ful-o' nuts
When I told Gidget that I saw her boyfriend Dirk kissing a cheerleader, she went all pay-day on me
pay-day by Dash Panache April 1, 2009
The worst candy bar ever invented. Consists of a piece of caramel or something covered in nuts. Tastes like shit.
Keep that Pay Day shit away from me.
Pay Day by dr. ake November 13, 2005
A Pay Day is when you have unprotected anal sex and you get a small peanut lodged in your pee hole.
You then find a friend and pee on them, shooting the peanut in their direction, like the Pay Day candy bar.
Charles played a prank on me by hiding my phone. I got him back with a Pay Day! Boy was he surprised.
Pay Day by scratchedtaint June 21, 2022

pay day spawn camping 

Almost a direct result of the recession though it has been observed prior to it. It is the act of going to a friend or family members house and waiting until they either come home with a check or decide to go cash it in an effort to borrow money.
Sue: Someone has been in the Johnson's front yard for about an hour and they aren't home. Should we call the police?
Nate: Nah thats just Bob's brother Guy, he's been pay day spawn camping every other Friday since he lost his job.
Sue: Poor thing, damn economy.
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