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paul martin 

The so called "Prime minister of canada", aka The lying, cheating, vote buying JERKOFF who runs a corrupt dictatorship and controls public opinion through his massivle ybloated government beauracracy. Claims to be the defender of Canadian Health care and yet cut 40 billion dollars from it when he was finance minister. Claims to know nothing about the sponsorship scandal and yet was finance minister at the time. Is he incompetent or just a liar? The hero of whiny assed liberals everywhere who are completely happy with the fact that the liberals are ruining canada with their corrupt, arrogant and irresponsible 'governance'.
Paul Martin is a Lying Dickweed.
paul martin by Not A Liberal July 25, 2008
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Paul Martin 

Canadian Prime-Minister

Someone that well, just sucks being a leader, exspecialy when he spends all of the Canadian peoples money.
Paul Martin sure is an @$$ Hole. He and the Liberals sure like spending are hard earned cash.
Paul Martin by $LAYER November 7, 2005

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a guy
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Paulmartini

"Paulmartini" is the slang term used to describe the instance of being screwed over by your human resources department at your job. Normally, the person handing out the Paulmartini is a soulless corporate fuck on a power trip.
Rocko: "Dude I only got a 1% raise! But then they showed me my hidden paycheck and I felt better."
Heffer: "Sounds like you just got served an ice-cold Paulmartini."
Paulmartini by Spooks Friend November 8, 2007
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