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Noah Pantoja 

He is a good friend sometimes but is super weird and touchy. He has problems sometimes but that still makes him a human. I can Literally expose him if he tries to expose me. He knows my secrets and always has my back.
People: Noah Pantoja is so annoying
Me: . . .
Them: How are you friends with him?
Me: because he is not as annoying as you think dumbass
Noah Pantoja by halo lowis May 23, 2022
Related Words
Patoja • Patona • patoiang • Patojo • Patola • Payoja • panoja • patoa • patoaned • patogato

Patoka, Indiana 

The smallest town on planet earth. Has one blinking red light. Home to biggest meth problem on earth. Makes pretty babies. Once you're in, you never leave.
Jesus, was that Patoka, Indiana we just passed?!
Patoka, Indiana by kdeming1220 October 27, 2008
Word used to describe the attractive ,hot , sexy Punjabi Girl..

Often Punjabi guys use to comment in a smiling and romantic way to any walking sexy girl passing by them....
Sunny : Mein keha aaj tan poora Patola lagdi hai

Jazmine: Eida hi hai fer mundeya .... tere Is patole te sara jag duleya firda .. .
Patola by SuNnY-RaPpEr June 25, 2009
Guatemala word for "kid" it's not slang it's colloquial.
Ese Patojo está muy fuerte!
Patojo by Chapitas August 2, 2017
(Perú) Una mujer con piernas grandes, carnosas y apetitosas. Una mujer con muy buenas piernas. Ver también 'Yucona'.
Viste pasar a esa patona???
Patona by El Norbert August 20, 2014

rudy pantoja 

the real name of internet meme and celebrity "Hugh Mungus".

if you have not seen the video already, Rudy is being interviewed by the news.
He is thanking the police at the new Station in the area for getting his heroin addicted daughter off the streets and off heroin.
Also there are a bunch of protesters, mainly feminists and SJWs.

Enter Zarna Joshi, an indian sjw who was filming rudy being interviewed. She asked him his name to which he replied "Hugh Mungus".

Zarna flipped her shit and yelled to everyone she was sexually harassed.
she was eventually kicked out of the building.

Zarna was so sure that she was right in her thinking that she was harassed that she uploaded the video to Facebook. she was wrong.
Hugh got so much attention and support that h3h3productions even got involved, and eventually became Hugh's friend.

for the original video, here you go (go to youtube and put this in the address bar after the website seperated with /. e.g youtube****/djfjrjsiejfjf)
watch?v=RzA4dCT4X0I
Rudy Pantoja jr is a nice person who was bullied by an sjw in Seattle
here is rudy' s experience when he said his name was hugh mungus:
Rudy:you..want my name?
Zarna: yah sure!
Rudy:its...Hugh Mungus
Zarna:Hugh Mungus wot?
is that sexual harassment?
THIS PERSON JUST SPOKE TO ME IN A SEXUALLY HARASSING WAY!
YOU JUST ABUSED A WOMAN YOU DISGUSTING PERSON!
DISGUSTING!
rudy pantoja by TheHylian December 28, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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