Patchy Pumpkin 

A girl or boy who forgot to moisturize before doing their makeup, and has patches and blotches of makeup all over his or her face. She is also referred to a pumpkin, if her foundation or concealer is too dark, and she or he ends up an orange color.

Look how Natalie did her makeup today. She is definitely a Patchy Pumpkin.

Patchy Pumpkin by nostalgia nikki May 25, 2017

Pumpkin Patch People 

/ˈpəm(p)kən/paCH/ˈpēpəl/

1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.

2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.

Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."

Pumpkin Patch People by F.A.K February 17, 2017

pumpkin patch 

A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster

Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers

pumpkin patch by jess86 May 27, 2007

Pumpkin Patch 

A red head's pubic area.

"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."

Pumpkin Patch by DanielScott2008 January 13, 2009

Pumpkin Patch 

An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.

Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!

Pumpkin Patch by Shrekiskek March 8, 2018

Pumpkin Patch 

A place plentiful in homosexuals. Meant as an endearing term.

The Castro is a total pumpkin patch.

Pumpkin Patch by iwasunabletothinkofapseudonym January 22, 2010

brunette bella's pumpkin patch 

beautiful pumpkin patch, lovelie scenery, all made possible by the best of the best of brunettes. Pumpkins in the sun. Ready for a nice day out with the family.

brunette bella's pumpkin patch is already in your face.

brunette bella's pumpkin patch by cowgirlitalian March 5, 2010