by jess86 May 12, 2007
A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.
by mcnuggetdestroyer February 19, 2018
Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched
You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.
by wtca November 15, 2007
Term of affection and adoration used for someone who is the cutest ever. Even cuter than a pumpkin pie.
Girl 1: My boyfriend brought me a chocolate covered strawberries.
Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!
Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!
by HK1717 June 8, 2012
John: I walked in on Linda and Amy Pumpkin patching last night
Jake: Damn son
Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
Jake: Damn son
Linda: Don't even ask how hard it was to get into position.
by DJ Socknut February 4, 2016
"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."
by DanielScott2008 September 24, 2008
Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!
by Shrekiskek March 8, 2018