Patch-Eyed

1:Dumb, stupid, retarded, idiotic, asshole-ish
2:Adjective to describe another bad word

1: You are soo patch-eyed.

2: You patch-eyed bitch!

by EasyD October 10, 2008

Patch Eyed Demon

Nickname given to Charlemagne the God via Momma's Cooking

Kwame Brown serving Momma's Cooking on Charlemagne the God on YouTube. "OH GAWD! Patch Eyed Demon Patched eyed black face short little demon OH GAWD!"

by That Madness August 23, 2021

Patch the one eyed snake

To wank, or masturbate.

Uncle Herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so I went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. I eventually got tired as I couldn't find it, so I ran behind a bush and masturbated furiously.

by JayReynolds November 6, 2007

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

by weave March 24, 2003