Party Guy

A male who usually does something bizarre, crazy, obscene, and/or extremely stupid but funny at a party, therefore receiving the name PARTY GUY! from his fellow party people.

(Matt cracks a plank of wood using his head)

Everyone: PARTY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Party Guy by Party guy! June 19, 2009

Epic Party Guy 

Any one person whom within the first 2 days of living in a college dorm throws a party of epic proportions within said dorm and the party ends with 7 police charges upon the party thrower, including at least one felony, has at least 6 Paramedics, 2 Narcotics Officers, and 4 Resident Advisors present by the end of the epic party, and results in the party thrower’s expulsion from the dorm and suspension from school within the next 3 days.

Person #1: Dude, is that Caskey?
Person #2: Who? You mean Epic Party Guy? Didn't you here about the party during the summer? That dude threw it!
Person #1: No way! That shit was crazy!

Epic Party Guy by Ambian April 10, 2009

Block Party Guy 

A Cornell University student legend who is obsessed with block parties for some reason.

"How did you hear about the Cook Street block party today"?

"I saw one the 500 posts that Block Party Guy made about it since last night"

Block Party Guy by anonymous June 16, 2022

parts guy 

Person who likes to talk highly of themselves. Often under-worked and over-paid. Has a tendency to stand around and talk on the phone for no apparent reason. First ones out the door at the end of the day.

Mike is a parts guy

parts guy by mn01 June 1, 2016

I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2 

Which brings me to his baby mama (who looks like the miniature version of the fat schizophrenic I worked with). She probably pegged his butthole. She was real adamant about pegging his butthole and after they broke up he asked me if I would let someone peg my butthole. Probably because he felt stupid for letting her peg his butthole and dump him. I said no. He accuses every white person who doesn’t suck his dick of being a racist but he only associates with white people. Strange. He accuses me of not doing anything and then immediately contradicts himself by saying that I’m not getting paid for it. Which is it? Am I doing something and not getting paid for it or am I not doing anything? But as a literal stalker who has a fat cock but still has to fuck ugly people. He still considers himself morally superior. In spite of the fact that he has no purported values or beliefs. What will his daughter inherit? Not either of those things. His low IQ? Her mother’s Bipolar disorder? Women can’t have fat cocks so that was off the table at birth. He does all this because he thinks he’s doing what I’m doing but, like you other idiots, IT’S NOT THE SAME. If you have this guy play basketball against Lebron James they’re both playing basketball but... are they really doing the same thing? No. Obviously not. And that’s the issue. He thinks he’s better than he is.

I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was “powerful” but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say “I don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligence”!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!”

I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2 by Hym Iam November 3, 2022

Partyguy 

A rowdy, party seeking, character who enjoys being known as one who parties often, and establishes this by doing so.

That Stefano is a world renowned Partyguy.

Partyguy by Alellujah June 20, 2009

The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1 

What is my point of existing...
I was created for use as a puppet for the urban dictionary.. but I'm not even used for that..
I truly have no purpose..
Might as well go ahead and end it all here..
-Guy 12

Chapter 1: The Discussion

Guy 1: Did you hear what Guy 12 did?
Guy 2: We had a guy 12?
Guy 1: I'm not actually sure, Guy 10 talked to me because he still think's I am the leader of the guys.
Guy 7: What are you guys talking about.
Guy 1: Don't ask, 7. You're too dumb to understand anyway.
Guy 7: Oh.. I guess you're right..
Guy 1: Of course I am. Now shut up and help us find Guy 10.
Guy 7: Oh he's over there talking to-
Guy 2: Guy 10 is talking to Guy 3 in the corner.
Guy 1: Thanks Guy 2, I know I can always count on you.
Guy 7: But-
Guy 1: We already did what YOU were supposed to do. We don't need you anymore, so get lost!
Guy 7: Oh.. Okay then...

The End of The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1
To be continued in Part 2.

The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1 by GlitchGD March 6, 2024