Expression used to describe a situation that has gone horribly wrong and ends very badly, based on the 2009 crash of an airliner into a house near Buffalo, NY.
Meeting my girlfriend's parents turned into a Buffalo House Party after they caught me staring at her sister's rack.
When one or more dudes get super drunk and drop their pants and tuck their penis to look like a vagina (see also "The Sister"), and dance in front of their friends saying "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me!" (Works best when the song "goodbye horses" by Q Lazzarus is playing)
The other night Grover got really drunk and proceeded to have a one-man Buffalo Bill Dance Party in front of everyone.... I sent the video to his mom!
A city where people never compliment others, never stop to talk if they see people walking alone like me because they don't care. People here have this air of superiority over them and a chip on there shoulders. People are miserable here and have severe attitude problems. People here are entitled like they push you to the side or when your in traffic people gotta cut you off like there in a rush where are you fucking going dipshithope you get pulled over by the police you bunch of assholes, just so they can get in front of you which where all going to the same place ASSHOLE!!!! loser team buffalo bills they suck and will always suck why people cheer on a loser team tells as much as the person as long as im alive they'll never win a super bowl. People ignore you in this city like you don't matter like your a waste of skin that's how people treat me.....Please say hi to me my name is Johnathan kaminski I live here in buffalo talk to me be my friend people im lonely and would like friends and love like everybody else whats so hard about that. Im a cool guy.
Mom i don't get why people don't talk to me here in buffalo NY. Im posting buffalo NY part 2 on urban dictionary so people understand how i feel. Some people are cool here some are not. people are standoffish here.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!