Parpportunity

An opportunity to be decidedly average.

Guy 1: Last night I went to the club and saw this sexy chick, but I was too scared to talk to her.

Guy 2: Seems like you grasped your parpportunity.

by Geoffswrong June 17, 2016

poopportunity

1. A place where you have the opportunity to poop.
2. The chance to take the hardest-core of a poop

Kendall: Oh crap! I can't hold in my poop any longer!
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.

by VicsterLovesLil June 20, 2011

plopportunity

When you go to pee in a public bathroom, notice it's empty of other patrons and take a dump instead.

Never pass up a good plopportunity when you're out in public

by TomatotheCat December 2, 2014

poopportunity

A meal that lends itself to a good bowel movement. Similar to roughage or fiber, but with a postive spin.

I could use a good poopportunity, I think I'm going to go with a salad tonight.

by seaglass May 3, 2006

Missed Plopportunity

When you have to shit so bad but you can't because you are in an inappropriate shitting venue so you hold it with all your might. Finally when you get home you either can't shit or you have a shittack because you held it so long. not a good poo. this is a missed plopportunity.

Uh dude, my stomach is killing me...I really had to shit before but alas, it was a missed plopportunity

by plmgr July 27, 2010

Proportunity

A proper opportunity. A great opportunity

Hey Lewis, Mike showed me a proportunity today.

by bananamobile July 13, 2017

popportunity

1. Blanket words describing the downfall of modern music.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.

American Idol is giving popportunity to so called 'artists' who would normally be relegated to coffee shops.

by Sizzor April 2, 2008