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Taiwanese Parliament 

A place where middle-aged and elderly Taiwanese politicians duke it out, "Fight Club" style over the most bizarre arguments.
The first rule of Taiwanese Parliament: Do not talk about Taiwanese Parliament.

Parliament lights 

A smooth and relaxing light cigarette that everyone loves. And gives a great buzz
Tim:Yo Jon you gotta cig?
Jon:Yeah i got some newport lights on my desk.
Tim: Newports are nasty, i want some parliament lights. I gotta say Jon, you have the worst taste in cigarettes.
Parliament lights by kman998 March 14, 2010

Parliament 

1. The Pink Floyd of Funk.

2. What the UK calls their collective of legislators.
I'll bet the members of Parliament never listen to Parliament.
Parliament by Downstrike May 29, 2004

Parliament 

The most crazy badass group from the '60s, after James Brown they basically re-invented the Funk and added a slew of influences from heavy metal to weed references and a whole mythology...

Parliament-funkadelic influence is MOST heard in rap, especially old skool shit like N.W.A, Snoop Dogg, OutKast, and even Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Let me ride" -- dre
"Stoplight" -- snoop dogg
"Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik" - outkast
"Alwayz Into Somethin'" - nwa
"Keep Their Heads Ringin'" - nwa
"me myself and i" - de la soul
"Everything is fair" - tribe called quest
"Mistadobalina" - del tha funkee homosapien
"Hollywood" - red hot chili peppers
"P-Funk" - Parliament
"Dr. Funkenstein" - Parliament
Parliament by FeelinMyself March 7, 2007

parliamenterrorist 

One who rudely interferes in a group meeting or event to insist on the observance of certain procedural rules.
I started to discuss another proposal on the subject but the parliamenterrorist cut me off, saying it wasn't on the agenda.
parliamenterrorist by SuinegLrig January 28, 2008

parliament 

"Where'd you get that Parliament?"
"From that chick doing all the yays"
parliament by jameshirsh March 6, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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