Parentual

When your sibling hits you but insists that it's harmless even though their hits feel like bricks

HEY THATS PARENTUAL! IM TELLING MOM IF YOU DONT STOP :((

by Bwahweee September 9, 2021

parentplayer

Any child that plays one parent against the other one to get what they want.

The parentplayer smiled after getting a new lap-top from mom and a new play-station from dad.

by jpg3 November 30, 2014

Parental Controls

A pointless system implemented by parents restricting certain websites and any basic control to your own laptop. Also allows the"administrator" (your obsessive parents) to see every file on your computer unless you block permission.

Parental controls do not really understand what they're supposed to show and will block harmless images but allow you to google image search 'Naked' with no problems.

"You keep downloading viruses, I'm gonna put Parental Controls on your computer so you can't do anything mwahahahaha" - Your evil dad

by NymphoQueen August 4, 2008

parental controls

A very useless piece of shit that overprotective and over-controlling parents put on your computer because they're scared that you may put viruses on it, causing you to loose, in their own words, "very valuable information" that they don't want you to fuck up. You can't see hardly any innocent sites, like this one, or, for all you boys out there reading this, porn. Parental controls also have time limits that say when you can be on the computer to when you can't. But, if you're using Google Chrome, you can easily bypass the fact that you can't download anything. But, unfortunately, you can't go to the blocked websites or not have shitty ass time limits. :(

"If You Stop Going To Sites You're Not Supposed To Go To, MAYBE We Might Take Parental Controls Off. But It Also Depends If you're Being Minding And If You're Doing What You're Supposed To Do And Not Be On Shit You're Not Supposed To Be On." ----Your Evil Mom And Dad

Parental Contols Is Tourtcherous Hell.

by TheOneAndOnlyPrincess December 18, 2012

parental alienation

When one parent brainwashes a child to make them hate their other parent

He was a good dad but doesn't see his kids any more cause his EX gave his kids parental alienation

by Bruce the erased Dad andGrandp May 25, 2016

parental controls

a form of torture by parents.

parental controls fucked me because I couldn't play for to long.

by KRAKEN BLADE MANTIS SNIPEZ April 23, 2015

Partential

adj. In golf, when a player has a good chance, or the potential to Par the current hole. A strong favoring of scoring par on a hole.

If Bobby has an easy putt from four feet away, then he has partential.

by Wiseman James85 February 4, 2010