Padraigianism is a fairly obscure monotheistic religion practiced in the North East of England, originating at St Thomas More School around 2010. The basic doctrine of this religion is as follows:

Padraig is the one true God.

Padraig's commandments: -

-Thou shalt not steam up Padraig's Glasses

-Thou shalt celebrate Padraig's sabbath (traditionally celebrated every Monday)

-Thou shalt destroy ALL opposers of Padraig

-Thou shalt kneel to Padraig's disciples

There are more besides these, but they are mostly variations spread about by various people.

Oh, did you hear about Lewis? He's been converted to Padraigianism.

Padraigianism by iEnvy July 7, 2011

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Padraig

Padraig is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. Totally weird but thats why you like him. There can never be a dull moment with a padraig. a padraig will always be there to listen and support you. a great and loyal friend. padraigs arent that smart , but he makes up for with his looks. If you have a padraig cherish him because he is truely great.

Friend: look its padraig! hes so cute.

Me: what a big cute loveable dummy.

Padraig by _emily.brown_ May 9, 2018

Padraig

Gaeilge ,i.e native irish, for Patrick.
Pronounced Paw-rig

Conas ata tu, a Phadraig?
Hiya Padraig

Padraig by Padraig Mac Oda October 5, 2006

Padraig

First the Gaelic, then Celtic version of the Old Latin word "Patrick," meaning; of Royalty, or personified as in the patriarch. Now in English as; good/great in a significant way, cool, awesome.

He's a Padraig. That's so Patrick.

Padraig by Neo Brenhin April 10, 2009

Padraig

Irish fellow with an amazing sense of humor, super hot, fast runner, L.A.R.P's like nobodys buisness. Can be very strange and somtimes freak you out,...But his FANTASTIC looks pay it off for it.

1:what did your boyfriend say?
2: "My pencil:the sword i slay ignorance with, the brush i paint knowledge with."
3: WOW so Hot he's deffinitly one hell of a padraig!!!!!!

Padraig by strong Dick July 5, 2011

Padraig Flynn

A well paid man. Has a house in Brussels, Dublin AND Castlebar. Reckons we should try it sometime.
Irelands mostest well liked politician/celebrity. Like favours.

"I Padraig Flynned myself this weekend."

What do you mean?

"Bought a third house didnt i..."

Wow, congratulations!

"You should try it sometime."

Padraig Flynn by jonathansugarman07 February 3, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026